Uncle...
...am I fit to be Khan?
To ask that question makes you Khan.
When The Beast is dead, we will return.
I will be waiting.
There it is. Kandahar Road.
Kaminski, we're home!
We're almost out of petrol.
- Make it to the road. - Yes, sir.
- Stop tank. - What?
Stop tank. Stop tank!
Sir, "m sure I can make it, it's only-
Please...
Untie my hands.
Afghan women, turn your grief to stone!
Stop!
Jesus. Stop!
Please, stop. Stop!
Nanawatai!
Sherina, how did you find us?
It was Allah's will...
We found him tied to the rock.
You take the honor, Taj.
Nanawatai!
He asks for mercy.
I teach you another word - Badal! Blood for blood!
Silence, woman!
You speak Afghan?
What's your name?
A crow can speak a word,
but a crow is not a man, and neither is a Russian.
Kill him!
If we dishonor our code and slay him we are no better than the infidels.
...but why was he abandoned by the tank?
Nanawatai is for Afghans.
If he is an enemy of our enemy, then he is a friend.
Let us look to our guest.
Eat.
Choke.
You broke it when you dropped it.
So? David took Goliath with just a stone.
It's an RPG.
It's kaput.
Oh, kaput.
Fix.
I fix, I fix.
- Kaput. - Kaput.
Enfield.
I need Enfield to fix the RPG.
Thanks.
Now he has ruined two of our weapons!
This one is truly sent from Allah!
Kaboom.
Exactly.
That's a tank.
- Tank. - Yeah, tank.
RPG...
...kaboom...
...tank.
RPG kaboom tank.
Da...
...RPG...
...kaboom...
...tank.
He's Russian!
He knows how to use that...
...and they tried to kill him.
Da kaboom tank.
Yeah, I'll kaboom tank.
Come on, man! Come on, get your shit. Let's go!
Hey, you guys!
I can't believe it.
- Where did you guys come from? - Oh, this is beautiful!
- We are so glad to see you guys. - Oh, my God!
If we hadn't been looking for water, we'd have never found you guys.
Climb aboard. I'll call in for a strike on the tank.
Nobody wastes my tank.
Get back in the tank.
- What for? - Because I said so.
- We're going home, sir. - Yes, in the tank.
Why can't we go home in the fucking helicopter?!
Because you're tankers.
Yeah, you're also in a cul-de-sac.
The only way out is back through that pass you came through.
We'll go back the same way we got in.
You got any extra water?
No. You two, load the extra fuel onto the tank.
Radio for more fuel to meet us at the pass.
Jesus, what an asshole!
What are we doing?
- Why don't we make a run for it? - Are you fucking crazy?
He'd shoot us right out of the sky.
The tank is leaving!
The pass... The pass!
It's turning back for the pass!
What, what?
- Tank. - Yeah, I know. What?
Tank.
It's a dead end, it's a dead end.
The pass. He's going to the pass.
Why the pass? Why didn't he get in the helicopter?
The bastard won't leave his tank. He won't leave it.
He's gone. He's gone.
Tank mountains?
Mountains...
He's got to go around to get to the pass.
A shortcut? You know a shortcut?
- Tank. - Shortcut. I understand.
I understand.
Konstantin.
Konstantin! Khan.
- Sir, the engine's hot. - Maintain 20 kilometres an hour.
Sir, the radiator needs water.
- Keep going. - Goddamn it!
The engine's gonna seize up.
Keep going. Waterhole's not far.
You think they radioed back?
Of course they did.
I hate this fucking country.
Fill the radiator.
Battle stations!
Mujahedeen! One thousand metres!
Crank it up.
- Traversing left. - Come on, baby.
Give me power to the tank!
Shit! I can't, sir, she won't start!
Go to master battery!
Shit! The battery's dead, sir!
- Get us out of here! - "m trying, sir! It's overheated!
Manual traverse left!
Gunner! Frag!
- We're out of frag, sir! - Anything!
I got heat up!
Goddamn it. Come on!
On the way.
Spread out! Spread out!
Up!
On the way!
They're in RPG range, sir!
Come on!
I got it, sir!
Tank! Kaput! Now!
Moustafa! Come on!
I have what I want.
The Beast escapes!
Allah has tossed a peach in our laps - Enjoy it!
Cousin, you are a pig!
Hasan, you are clever.
Can you learn a helicopter?
This way.
Shit!
They can't get us! We're too high!
You son of a bitch!
- Can't get elevation, he knows it. - Who?
- You're mine! - Badal!
- Keep it coming. - Last round, sir!
- Reload! - We're out!
- She's burning up! - Make it to the pass!
Down!
Sir!
Rocket! I need the rocket!
Rocket! Throw!
Throw!
The pass is directly ahead! One hundred metres!
- Faster, Kaminski! - Yes, sir!
It only hit the muzzle!
We made it, sir! We made it!
Allah! Why have you forsaken us?
Goliath was covered with armor, but just a rock brought him down!
Badal!
- We're off the track, sir. - Oh, God.
Make a run for it, sir?
No. The gunships are coming. We're safe in here.
- Fire! - Close it!
Tank Boy!
I said, Tank Boy! I got something for you, Tank Boy!
Koverchenko!
Kind of hot in there?
- Sir, they got us! - Oh, shit!
- We gotta go up! - We're gonna die in here!
- I want you, Tank Boy! - Oh, shit!
You know our standing orders.
What?
Out of commission, become a pillbox. Out of ammo, become a bunker.
Out of time, become heroes.
- You must be out of your fucking mind. - Now, together.
Get the pin.
We're gonna die in here!
- You son of a bitch! - Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
- Son of a bitch, get out! - Don't shoot.
Shit!
Allah is too generous!
I didn't want to leave you out there.
- Take Daskal and let us go. - Please don't let them kill me.
Get up.
Such unmanliness makes revenge unclean.
Nanawatai shuravi.
He will always be Russian.
Move aside and I will kill them all!
Tank kaput. Tank kaput.
Nanawatai shuravi.
Are you an angel or a devil?
Okay, take the boots. Okay, take the helmet.
Okay, take the boots, take the boots.
Sorry, sir.
Not much of a war.
No Stalingrad.
How is it that we're the Nazis this time?
How is that?
I'm trying to be a good soldier.
But you can't be a good soldier in a rotten war, sir.
I want you to live to see them win.
Go.
I said, go!
Badal!
Afghanistan.
I don't understand you.
Konstantin.
Forgive me, my Khan...
Two escaped.